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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

observations and a confession...

Can I just say how much I love all my blog friends. I especially love that you are all just as odd as I am. Thanks everyone who commented and shared their weirdness...all of you get to come to Disneyland with Rob and myself!

This is round #2 of my observations. For round #1 check this out. Let's begin shall we?
Observation #1:

so who knows what these are? prize to whoever gets it first! no one? really? hmm...okay they are 'jeggings'. go ahead and take a few minutes to think on that. 'jeggings'...as in JEAN leggings. as in people wear these as pants. as in the most heinous thing I have ever seen in my life. truth.

Observation #2:

I am sure all of you have witnessed the 'man bangs' that are running around on the heads of hottness as of late. By as of late, I mean for like the last two years. It has always annoyed me...but I figured it would go away in time...two years later the phenomenon is bigger than ever. Today alone, in a ten minute walk across campus...I counted 15 sets of man bangs. 15!?! I just want to run up to them and brush the hair out of their faces and scream, "Get your hair OUT of your eyes!" But if I did I would probably get arrested. That would not be awesome.

*I am not hating on Chace Crawford...this was just funny...please do not attack. thank you!*

Observation #3:

smoking is gross. like beyond gross. there is only one instance where it is not gross...witness

when he smokes it is hottness. other than that sicknast to the extreme. okay before you all tell me that it is a free country and you have a right to smoke...I realize that...BUT please do not be so lassez faire and inconsiderate about it. I do not want to inhale a lungful of toxic chemicals when I am walking down the street behind you...or when I am walking past you...or when you are standing 5 feet away from the door of the restaurant/store/class that I just walked out of. thankyouverymuch!

Observation #4:

This one is an observation about myself. I am so not stealth when it comes to checking out the fellas...I don't have a sneaky code to hip my gal pals to the fact that there is a hottness monster at 2 o'clock. Nope. Would you like to know what I do? I say...loudly..."OMG did you see him?! He is a stone cold fox." After I say this Jil runs and hides because she is mortified by my volume level and obvious staring. It. Is. Awesome.
The-not-really-a-confession-confession...actually it is more of a statement:

This statement is for the always adorable Connie (Seriously, have you all been to her blog? She is an absolute doll!) and I guess technically it is more of a statement for Connie's hubby-man Tony. Hi, Tony...so I have been thinking about this for a long time and have finally come to a decision.

This right here is the best 'My Little Pony'...

and this right here...is the best 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle'. Michelangelo lovers represent. That is all.

Okay now its YOUR turn. Comment with your own observations. Or comment and fight with me if you think mine are crazy...c'mon it will be a parrrr-tay! xoxo

16 comments:

Just Jil said...

Uhhh mortified is R I G H T! Yes in fact my face is red right now thinking about the last time you declared a fella was hot in the middle of the gym!! Ya ladies..she's sooo not stealth! As for my own confessions...none at this time. Oh but totally agree on the man bangs...NOT CUTE!
But now I'm off to read Connie's blog since I feel totally out of the 'know'...

Mel said...

Those "jeggings" are just plain wrong. I don't mind leggings, with an appropriately long shirt of course, but I'm not a fan of skinny jeans at all. And putting them together? Just DON'T.

Ivy said...

I think I've seen jeggings but eww yuck, get rid of them.
Man bangs... only the sexiest can pull them off.
Smoking, agreed, sick, sick, sick. The only reason Rob gets points is b/c of the obvi--nice pic.
Gawd, just looked at that pic again... I am short of breath, and I don't smoke.
It is ok to be seen and heard checking out a man...
Cheers

amanda leeann said...

two things in this world make me want to smoke: madmen on amc [watch it!] and robert pattinson. seriously.

hahaha...jeggings. is that the legit name?

Allison said...

Haha. I my defense- I own no jeggings, and will NEVER wear them in public. Please, try them on.. THEY ARE COMFORTABLE. that is all. ALSO- smoking is gross. Chace is hott.

Connie said...

LOL! Thanks for the shout out (: I showed Tony and he laughed! You're awesome. *COUdonatelloGH*! Jeggings have got to go. I'm just waiting for stirrup pants to come back- then I think I will die.

Lauren said...

Jeggings are sooo gross! I've seen people wear them and I want to ask them what they are thinking, but then I remember clearly they aren't thinking because those hideous things on.

I have to say I was always a fan of Donatello with his bowstaff stick thing. Sorry dude...

And those man bangs are all over the south! It's often referred to as "alabama hair" and the boys are notorious for whisping their heads to the side to fling the bangs out of their eyes. Maybe I can catch it on video and show you!

Amy said...

how does one walk in jeggings? No, wait- how does one get those on?! Regular leggins are hard enough to get on, but jean leggings? really? I will only believe it when I see it. Someone start putting them on so I can time how long it takes.

Love your 'when he smokes it is hottness' line. That is classic Alexandria right there. hehe :)

And of course, Michelangelo=the most amazing turtle on the planet. The end.

Kristin Lee said...

Jeggings are a horrid invention. I want to punch whoever came up with the idea.

I'm very loud as well, so I've just decided to keep my 'he's hot' lines to myself, which seems reasonable since I pretty much only go out with my married friend now.

As for man bangs. I can only laugh.

maya said...

I have some "jeggings" but only because I have outgrown my skinny jeans and refuse to buy a larger size. This will really disgust you, they are purple acid wash. I have an award for you on my site. I hope you have time to stop by and accept it.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

wow, yeah not gross at ALL when hes doing it.

MoreThanMyOwnLife said...

Jeggings??! Seriously?! As if leggings weren't fugly enough...

Mmmm Robert, you make all the wrong things soooo right.

Christina said...

I tried a pair of skinny jeans on once.. I had to cut my feet off to get them off me. true story.

SJ said...

Ugh, I HATE smoking! It's especially awful when you're walking behind them up a hill and the breeze wafts the smoke RIGHT INTO YOUR FACE. So awful. SO BAD. I feel like it happens every single day.

~kiMbeRLy~ said...

Whats worse than Jeggings???? Someone in them that shouldn't be!! I am a little chunky so I'm not picking on anyone. But at least I know my booty should be in Jean and not Jeggings!!!

Smoking is sicknast and will kill you.

Nancy Face said...

Jeggings are the worst!

Oh, how I hate the "Man Bangs"! They just hide half of the guy's face, and if it's an attractive face...well, that's pretty much useless! My teenage son wants to wear the stupid "Man Bangs" like some of his friends, but so far I've been able to talk him out of it! YES!

Recently the Hubby Man and I went out to dinner at a nice restaurant. The weather was PERFECT, so we decided to sit at a table outside. We didn't realize that the stinkin' smoking area was close by, so at least 3 different people lit up and puffed away on their stinkin' cigarettes, pretty much ruining our dinner. UGH!