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Friday, November 20, 2009

always alexandria's official hottness monster list part deux...

These posts are going to become a regular feature on this little blog o' mine. The last one was a rousing success and after another late night Twitter session with my ladies...I have compiled a list of hottness monsters that will take me the rest of my life to get through (to all of you who helped by sharing your hottness monster suggestions with me; if your picks are not in this post they will for sure be in an upcoming one. scout's honor!)

*Do not forget to breathe while reading this post...here we go...
Hottness Monster #1:
Um. Hi. Chuck Bass is pretty much the only reason that I still watch 'Gossip Girl'. I mean srsly he is the foxiest bad boy in the history of bad boys (yes, I am aware he has a real name. I just refuse to use it because in my spare time I like to pretend that Chuck Bass is a real person)...
Hottness Monster #2:
Why hello Patrick Dempsey you are looking rather stunning in that suit, it also looks like there is plenty of room on that bed for one more...in case you were wondering I do not have plans this evening. Lauren may have plans but I am 99.9% sure she would cancel them for you...
Hottness Monster #3:
Robert Downey Jr. I have crushed on you for the longest time. Even though you were kind of cracked out for awhile I still hearted you big time. I am super glad that you figured out crack was wack...because to deprive us of your foxiness would be a crime...
Hottness Monster #4:
Sorry ladies but Rob will probably be on every single hottness monster list. He is a stone cold fox and always deserves an honorable mention...and honorable drooling...
Hottness Monster #5:
I made an executive decision that each list will always include at least one woman on it (last time was Angelina). Zooey Deschanel is the epitome of beauty and grace. She has the most amazing fashion sense and I am wicked jealous of her hair...and her eyes...and her singing voice...and her acting skills...and her husband who is in Death Cab. Basically Zooey, I covet your entire freakin' life...
Hottness Monster(s) #6, 7, 8
I do believe that the leading men from 'Glee' were the most popular when it came to suggestions for the list. I am a recent convert and watched all of the episodes yesterday (yep...I was super productive). Technically Puck was on the last list but I think we can all agree he is hot enough to be chosen twice. Also, just to declare my allegiance...I am not Team Finn or Team Puck...I am Team Mr. Schuster all the freakin' way...

Hottness Monster #9:
Gilles Marini I love you bad. You are hottspice. You can dance. You have a super-sex-machine French accent and you have abs like no one's bidness (and thanks to The Sex & The City movie...I have bared witness to your ACTUAL bidness...ahem)...

Hottness Monster #10:

Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal you are the love o' my life. Seriously. When I look at your smile and your big sad puppy dog eyes I see a glowing light and hear angels singing 'Hallelujah'. Truth. (Jil this one is for YOU!). Can I get an Amen?

Okay ladies...thanks again for all of your help with this list. I will be coming back to you in the future for more suggestions so start a-thinkin'! If there is someone you think of now feel free to leave the hottness monster of your choice in a comment...

So let me have it...do you agree? Disagree? Will you quit reading my blog if every single hottness monster post has a picture of Rob?

One last thing...thanks again for all your sweet comments regarding my Dad...like I have said a bazillion times I heart you all big time! xoxo

19 comments:

kelleidoscope said...

Zooey Deschanel is the perfect lady choice! She is freakin' adorable and I love her. And Jake Gyllenhaal may be one of my biggest never-gonna-happen crushes. Oh baby.

Maya said...

For me funny is hot. Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder, best performance ever! I think thats my favorite movie. And why can't I have Zooey Deschanel's bangs? Best hair ever.

Just Jil said...

I'll give you an "AMEN" and follow it up with a "HELL YA" for your boy and mine...Jakey-poo!! Compared to him the rest are just...Ehhh.

Ivy said...

Don't Stop... this is my honest and admit-able porn.
Thanks!!

Shelby Lou said...

A freaking MEN! to the glee guys, and to zooey. I wish I looked just like her. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen! EVER!

Ivy said...

People's Top Sexy Men... their is my list :)

Mel said...

-What about Johnny Depp?!
-Zooey Deschanel is my favorite girl crush, I love her! The first time I saw Elf I fell absolutely in love with her voice.
-Has Paul Wesley been on a Hottness Monster list yet? He would be my #1 as of now.
-Don't hate me, but I'm not a Rob Pattinson fan. I think Twilight would have been eleventy billion times better if Paul Wesley was Edward.

Nat said...

I love me some Robert Downey Jr. from Heart and Souls. Best.MOvie.Ever.

Robward should always be on the list.

I'm totally team Puck...for the Quinn thing at least. I love Finn and Rachel.

Mar said...

I always have to do a double take when I see a picture of Zooey Deschanel, confusing her with either Katy Perry or Kate Nash. She is gorgeous though!

Love the list - keep all the hotness coming our way :)

Ashton Dene' said...

yay for the hotness monster list!! I will always love seeing pictures of the Robward and I think it is awesome that you always honor a girl, way to promote awesome women (it is a good place to remember to breathe at :) ) ha ha ha.

great post, love it.

Lauren said...

I LOVE it!!! I have a comment on all of these, but to prevent from writing a novel on your blog, I'll keep some to myself.

Please believe I would cancel any plans I might have to snuggle up next to Patrick Dempsey in that bed! I'm sure John would understand :)

I knew you rocked before, but now that you are Team Mr. Schuster, you rock even more! I love Puck and Finn, but Schu is where it's at.

I do believe that this hotness monster list far exceeds the first one. You my dear, are a genius!

SJ said...

Love love LOVE!

I do not mind having Rob on every single Hotness Monster list... not at ALL.

Karina said...

LOVEEEEEE. <3.
Ugh such beauty!! :D

No worries. I like to pretend Chuck Bass is real too. :)

Mod Podge Amy said...

Cute dudes - and I totally love Zooey! Saw your comment on my blog, but I didn't get an e-mail yet. I'd totally love to host a giveaway for you! Send me an e-mail!

MoreThanMyOwnLife said...

This list made.my.day. Just sayin'.

hottness monster lists rock my socks.

Amy said...

BEEEE-U-TIFUL people! Ohmygosh. I am melting. I'm glad you're gonna do this as a regular thing- I love it!

PS. I have a girlcrush on Carrie Underwood. You should consider here for the next hotness monster list!! hehe. :)

Alice said...

Your list makes me want to be best friends with you like for reals.

If you will have 500 blog hits today...I will only claim 400 of them. :D

Karm said...

ohh lovely list! rob is so cute... I love jake gyllenhaal too... yummm lol

Living In Your Letters said...

That photo of Robert Downey Jr. kills me every time. I adore him. So glad he is back into acting. To me, he is the foxiest, most believable, amazing actor of today. Love him.

And I am Team Mr. Schuster. Amen!