Okay...I promise to quit being a blog slacker. I know I said that two posts ago...but then I got distracted and have been missing in action for a bit. What was my distraction you ask? Well, if you follow me on Twitter you will already know that Bff Jil and I took an epic road trip adventure. I documented our exploits for all of my twitbffs to enjoy.
I have a picture explosion coming soon...but in the mean time I have a game I want to play. This game is SO not for the easily offended or faint of heart. It is a game Bff Jil and I played...for about five hours on our drive to Port Angeles. The road to Port Angeles is two lanes, and with a high speed limit of like 50 MPH. It was ridiculous. We were losing our ever loving minds. I was looking around at the scenery and I noticed a street name, it was called 'Skokomish'. I burst into a giggle fit while trying to pronounce this name. Bff Jil and I had to pull over because we were laughing so darn hard (yes you DID have to be there to appreciate this). Then we both decided to take note of some of the street names on our little journey. We died. We laughed till our sides were about to explode, and then I started keeping a list of some of the names. We then decided to create our own mad libs with the names.
What names were so hilarious? Good question! I am sharing the list with you. I want you ALL to come up with your own little mad lib with these names...whoever comes up with the dirtiest one...wins a prize...well you will win my utmost respect actually. Ready? Here are the street names:
-Tillhicum
-Smackman
-Duckabush
-Skokomish
-Wild Wood
-Keep Trying
-La push
-Fill Her
-Happy Valley
-Hooker
-Kitchendick
-Straight
-Beaver
-Jimmy Come Lately
-Mc Hard Rock
-Flaming Geyser
So, the point of the game is to use these and create a hilarious/dirty little tale. For example, one Bff Jil came up with: "He is going to La Push that Hooker Tillhicum." Get it? Got it? Good. I normally keep my blog totally PG-13...but sorry I am apparently a 12 year old boy and this is TOO good to not share with you all. Alright, blog pals, do me proud (twss *ahem*)!
xoxo
10 comments:
#LOVESIT
Also I canNOT wait for the picspam post!
xoxo
OH MY GOD...I'm dying all over again! It's even MORE funny to see them all in lined out like that! Seriously!!! LOVE IT!
Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with!!!
I'm off to write one of these...These are killing me...holy hell.
Holy Hell is right... who the fuck named these streets?
Um, Jil's is hilar and I really don't know how to MadLib so I think Mr. Ivy will have to help.... let's see if he's up to it?
Mwah!
SO FUNNY!! i just laughed my butt off!! haha
Gah, I effing love it!! This game is epic!
"Keep Trying, Beaver Mc. Hard Rock, Keep Trying!", said a skokomish of a hooker who needn't have said anything at all. Unlike Old Faithful, this Flaming Geyser was as wild as a Wild Wood as any Jimmy Come Lately Duckabush. Smackman, smackman, they did until Tillhicum was as straight as any old La push. Needless to say, in layman's terms, the Kitchendick always was straight up in Fill Her Happy Valley. And that's how the West was Won.
Am I really the first to play?
Bahahahaha! This is amazing! I want to live on one of these streets. Seriously.
Officially back to play THE GAME:
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Dear Smackman,
Keep Trying to Hooker with the Wild Wood La Push and Fill Her Happy Valley with your Flaming Geyser or else Jimmy Come Lately will Duckabush Straight into her Beaver with his Mc Hard Rock. Skokomish, Smackman! Before you get Kitchendick!
Honsetly yours,
Tillhicum
ps. You are welcome, xoxo Kat ;o)
Mc Hard Rock was going to Fill Her but her Happy Valley wasn't ready for his Wild Wood.
I was going to keep going but decided I would spare you.
^w^
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