I am interrupting my self imposed 'blog break' today, but it is for a completely important and legit reason. What is SO important you ask? Well let me mansplain' it to you all...today is the day that former iBff, now real life Bff Ashton was born. Yup...like I said, it is a SUPER important day.
Ms. Ashton is vacationing in Mexico with her family at the moment...and can I just be the first to say I miss her Twitter hilarity and daily e-mails?! Because I do. Can I also say that I am so happy that I actually got the opportunity to meet my political soul-sister in real life? Because I am (please see insanely inappropriate picture below). Can I just say that I have completely bastardized the English language and proper grammer super hardcore in this post?! Because I did.
Anyways...Ashton/Political Soul-Sister/Former iBff/Real Life Bff/Cherrybomb/Shankerella/Brilliant Creator of #Dirrrtymagic, I effing love your face, and I hope that you are having a fabulous time in Mexico with the fam. You better be drinking margs like nobodies 'bidness up in that piece and celebrating your day of birth with some serious shanking.
Happy Birthday Doll! Everyone leave Ash some birthday love in my comments section, or at her blog, or tweet her, or whatevs. Just send some sweet loving her way!