Yes friends it is true. Sometimes I do/say really stupid things (okay it happens often...don't hate). Today I was having a text conversation in the class I hate the most, astronomy. Yep. It is wicked boring and I despise every second of it. I really dislike it when math terms are thrown around. I consider myself a fairly intelligent person. I get kick ass grades and I work hard and overall I am a smart cookie. When math gets involved something happens to my brain. Sort of like when you pour water on sugar and it melts...yeah that is what happens to my brain when any math term is used. So here is a perfect transcription of a text discussion I had with Sam this afternoon...
Me: Bah...it is math time in astronomy. NO!!
Sam: Sad times, trig?
Me: Maybe. I am lost.
Sam: What exactly is being said about math?
Me: Um...magnitude, log rhythms, quantum mechanics. I really have no clue...
Sam: Ummm...it is logarithm...but log rhythms sound fantastic. Sounds of the forest!
Me: Thanks for making me feel like an even bigger moron. Splendid.
Sam: But you came up with log rhythms! We just need a hollow log and we are good to go!
Me: You are a punk. End of story.
Yep. I am brilliant. No lies. College educated no less...