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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

sometimes i am a moron...

Yes friends it is true. Sometimes I do/say really stupid things (okay it happens often...don't hate). Today I was having a text conversation in the class I hate the most, astronomy. Yep. It is wicked boring and I despise every second of it. I really dislike it when math terms are thrown around. I consider myself a fairly intelligent person. I get kick ass grades and I work hard and overall I am a smart cookie. When math gets involved something happens to my brain. Sort of like when you pour water on sugar and it melts...yeah that is what happens to my brain when any math term is used. So here is a perfect transcription of a text discussion I had with Sam this afternoon...


Me: Bah...it is math time in astronomy. NO!!

Sam: Sad times, trig?

Me: Maybe. I am lost.

Sam: What exactly is being said about math?

Me: Um...magnitude, log rhythms, quantum mechanics. I really have no clue...

Sam: Ummm...it is logarithm...but log rhythms sound fantastic. Sounds of the forest!

Me: Thanks for making me feel like an even bigger moron. Splendid.

Sam: But you came up with log rhythms! We just need a hollow log and we are good to go!

Me: You are a punk. End of story.

*Facepalm*

Yep. I am brilliant. No lies. College educated no less...
xoxo

12 comments:

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

We both know it is funny, and an excellent play on words. You are awesome. Truly.

KatOfDiamonds said...

nice!

lynninlove said...

Too funny, and too cute. Astronomy was the only class I dropped out of in college...and I think I'm a pretty smart cookie too! BUT I signed up for Astronomy because I thought it was going to be cool....learning about stars and constellations and the UNIVERSE. None of that awful math stuff that was thrown at me. BUT LOG RHYTHMS... that's something to learn about! Love!

Ashton Dene' said...

ha ha ha. you slay me. love you!

x, ash

Lauren said...

You seriously crack me up! Love this!

~kiMbeRLy~ said...

You are not a moron...you are adorable! Love you bunches!

Ash Att said...

bahahaha!!! thats so funny! oh man, good laugh for sure

Her Majesty Lisa (LadyWanderlust) said...

Who says blondes have all of the fun? Hee Hee. I say and do things like that ALL. THE. TIME. I think it really is a sign of UBERintelligence.

;-) Lisa

~Ivy~ said...

That is awesome~ I love math. That would have been the part I excelled at. Put history, social studies or the like in front of me and I get soooo bored.
What I love is that Sam is totes in to you and vice versa. *swoon*
Cheers~Ivy

Kellie said...

Mmm yes I love this. And you. True story.

Sam said...

Haha! That is something I would say. Math and I aren't friends either. Who needs math anyway! :)

Vanessa said...

Bahahaha! Math is not meant for us psych kids.