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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

always alexandria's official hottness monster list: the nerd edition...

Why yes, it is that time again my dear friends. It is time to make a list of some serious hottness monsters. You all know the drill by now...however this list is strictly for the geeky hottness monsters. I <3>
Hottness Monster #1:Hello Mac Guy. You are adorable and totally foxy. Even though I am not a fan of Mac's I am a a huge fan of your face. Even though your eyebrows are a bit out of control for my own liking...your smile and adorkableness makes up for it.

Hottness Monster #2:

Sorry. I just hyperventilated just a bit staring at your face Simon Baker. I know you are a little too foxy to be placed in the 'nerd' category, but this is my blog and I do what I want. So the bow tie makes you a geek...it also makes me want to get all makey outey with you. Ahem.

Hottness Monster #3:

The credit for this choice does not belong to me. It belongs to Sam. He is my go-to when I need a female for my lists. Velma, you ruled the school in Scooby Doo. Not only are you a babe...but you were smart. However, I want to burn your outfit and give you a better haircut. Orange and red do NOT look cute together...fyi...

Hottness Monster #4:Jim from 'The Office' you are sex on fire my friend. I do know that your real name is John Krasinski but that fact holds no weight in my universe. You are Jim. Also, a white tee and blazer has never looked so foxy my friend...le sigh...

Hottness Monster #5:

Dear Amanda, I bow to your awesomeness and I ask complete forgiveness for openly mocking you when you suggested Kevin McHale for my list. I am sorry. He is adorkable and can sing his geeky little heart out. I love him bad. Love, Me.

Hottness Monster #6:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, you are a babe. I do not care what anyone says...you stole my heart when I saw you in '10 Things I Hate About You' and I was obsessed with you. Your jaw is the hottness. Srsly. It is like jaw porn...

Hottness Monster #7:

Jayma Mays is all kinds of pretty! She is one of my favs on Glee...even though she is a little crazy. Also, I am envious of her killer retro style. Also, I would skin a puppy for her red hair. Amen.
Hottness Monster #8:Adam. Freaking. Brody. In my world known as The Seth Cohen. Hi, he is the ultimate it geeky hottness. He is awkward, hilar, and has that fabulous head of adorkable curls. He was the main reason I watched The OC...I love him bad. I may or may not have just spent over ten minutes staring at this picture...do not judge...


Hottness Monster #9:
Dear Mr. Schuster, you make me swoon like no ones 'bidness. I cannot even begin to explain how hard I crush over you singing 'Endless Love' on Glee. Let's just say you ALMOST took over the spot of my numero uno celeb crush...and then I regained my sanity and remembered this hot piece...

Hottness Monster #10:
Like I said. Rob shall be on every hottness monster list. Whether he fits the criteria or not. Fortunately for this list, he fits. If you have ever watched him in an interview you will know he is the ultimate in nerdy hottness. He is also the reason why Mr. Schuster will have to settle for my numero dos celeb crush...le sigh.

Okay. Do y'all agree? Disagree? Or are you wicked pissed that I left someone off the list? Share with me...

25 comments:

Allison said...

I absolutely LOVE this list- the most, even maybe! I guess I have a thing for nerdy hotties. Like John Krasinski. And Adam Brody.

Busy Bee Lauren said...

Best list yet! I love John, Adam, Joseph, Rob...gah...all of them!!

Christina said...

You're a freaking guy encyclopedia!
... a man-pedia if you will.

mancyclopedia?

KatOfDiamonds said...

Dude nerdy rocks!

Here is some amazing Kevin nerdiness for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iujxlZGEHac

Yep. #win

Ashley said...

I heart this list deep deep down. I love nerdys. Seth Cohen was the only reason i watched the OC seriously. He completes me. Ha. Of course Rob also is amazing and Jayma May I LOVE HER! Oh and John Krasinski i love him long time.

Shelby Lou said...

ADAM my lover...

Katie said...

You definitely hit some of my favorites. I have also loved Joseph since the gloriousness of 10 Things I Hate About You. Adam Brody, heck yes (I watched the O.C. for him and my love for Seth & Summer combined). Jim, of course.

You're so good at hotness monster lists. Now I'm trying to catch my breath.

Sam said...

i am in love with joseph gordon-levitt. he is the sexiest man alive. so is adam brody. and i love that you refer to justin long as the mac guy.

Ashton Dene' said...

Alex, I seriously think this is my favorite list ever of hotness monsters. No freakin' lie. So hot. So smart. So cute. I want to date them all, or play poker on a saturday night while all the popular kids party without us.

love,love,love!
x, ash

Ivy said...

Patrick Jane, Jim, Mr. Schuster... I am all dreamy and creamy---oh I just said that on your blog... you poor poor woman.
Love you!

amanda leeann said...

the mentalist is bomb.com. and i love mac boys commercials.

i just started watching the office...le swoon over jim!

i'm glad you saw the light, and embraced the hotness that is kevin mchale.

gunh. heart them all.

& you, of course!

lynninlove said...

Jaw Porn! Awesome. Love this list!

Ashley said...

I would have completely cyber-slapped you if you had not included Adam Brody. Seriously... I was holding my breath with the tension as I scrolled down the page, and I breathed a big sigh of relief when I saw his adorable face!

Emily Sue said...

umm i love love love hot geeks!!! yumo!! great list!! happy new year!

Kellie said...

Um... I seriously love this! And I am swooning big time. This is one of the best lists!

Karina said...

Oh my goodness I have such a thing for nerds. :) This list MADE MY DAY.

MoreThanMyOwnLife said...

Your list slays my soul. I'm swooning.

~kiMbeRLy~ said...

oh em gee! AGREED! This list is AAAMazing!! Nerds are the hottness...I know because I have one of my VERY own!

Lauren said...

I am a failure... I forgot to send you my input. But it is ok, because you picked my choices anyway!!

John Krasinski, Adam Brody, Arty and Mr. Schu win!! (Well Arty only wins because I would let him sing me to sleep every night, but that counts for something, right?)

I love me some nerdy boys! Which is why I am dating an engineer :)

manda said...

Um hi Kevin is seriously one of my favorites on Glee. I just think he is sexy. This is a great list :) One of my favorites!!

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

Jayma looks like is about to explode in kindness and go serial killer on someone...

But still a monster.

Lula! said...

I am the hottest nerd I know.

OK, I'm not hot, but I am a nerd.

I'm a fan of the bad boys. Nerds rule, but bad boys own me. You know...such as...

*Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
*Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl)
*Sawyer (Lost) (Well, the 1st 2 seasons of Lost...when he was bad.)
*Chase (The Covenant--he's a bad warlock.)
*Jace Wayland (Mortal Instruments Series)
*PUCK!!!!! (Glee. Duh.)

...to name a few.

To name a few...

Jacki said...

i am totally agreeing with lula, that there has to be a bad boys list made. because i think that bad boys trump all others in the hotness factor.
CHUCK AND PUCK!
mmmmhmm i love my bad boys.

Jacki said...

does anyone else notice how much more muscle-ly kevin/ artie looks? cause i totes do and i am loving it.

Bitten Usagi said...

Awesome list! I would say I'm wicked pissed that you left Wil Wheaton off but then I remember not everyone is that kind of geek, lol. Well that and I tend to crush on older guys. Heh.

And now that I seem obsessive for suggesting him twice I shall let it go, lol. :D

On the list though.. Schu... oh yeah, until he's mad. O.O Mac guy- oh hell yes. I'm also not a mac person (unless were talking photo equipment but then they're even more out of my price range) but his face. Yes please!