my favorite person ever...

I consider myself pretty lucky in the family and friends area. I am surrounded by plenty of amazing people in my everyday life...and not to pick favorites but...

this kid happens to be my favorite person in the history of all people. *Yes, I know I have used this picture on my blog once already but, get used to it because it happens to be my favorite picture ever...kthanksbye! She is my favorite niece ever (also my only niece).

So you may be wondering why I love this kid so much...well let me school you...

1.) She is a fashionista in training...

I mean honestly you know you are all jealous wishing you could rock that bathing suit with those boots while digging in your yard...work it!

2.) She is the smartest four-year-old I have ever encountered...

I don't have a picture to document her super human brain power (so I will just post a super cute one); but the kid is smart...like almost too dang smart for her own good!

Examples of her exceptional genius:
*She is only four and is a proud card carrying *cough*brainwashed*cough* Democrat, or as she says it "A Democrack".

*When I ask her why she is so smart...she sighs at me and says, "Um because I just know everything, silly!"

*The best example of all would be when she wrangled me and two others into baking her birthday cupcakes for her preschool class with the promise that she would of course help us...this lead to me, my friend Jil, and my mother spending hours cranking out these babies...

Yeah this is only half of them...we made about one million (give or take about 999,975). So while we worked our bootay's off where was my lovely niece? She helped decorate half a cupcake and then patted us on the back told us we were doing a good job and hightailed it into the living room to watch 'Yo Gabba Gabba'...yep smartest kid EVER!

3.) She just is...

The sweetest...

Most carefree...

Silliest (yes, those are her unds on her head, she is a genius remember?!)...

Most hilarious...

Fashionable...

Best addition to our family EVER...

Okay readers...you can wake up now! I may have gone a little overboard....but I just loves me some Jordan Lee!

my children...

It came to me the other day that I have been blogging for a couple of weeks now, with absolutely NO mention of my kids! How lamespice is that? So without further ado...

This is Versace...he is my first born (but so not my favorite) HEY do not judge me...I know you all have favorite kids you just don't admit it! I adopted him from an exotic place called, "Sunglass Hut" *and by adopted I mean I shelled out $375 bones to call them MINE!!!* Oh you want a front view? Not a problem...

Now...I had another child (Versace #2)...but sorry to say it...he was ugly and way TOO gold and a little too J-Lo for my own style so...I sold him on the black market...in order to adopt another...Say "how-do-ya-do?" to Jimmy...Jimmy Choo that is. He is my favorite hands down...I love him like Edward loves Bella...oh the front? Yes...no problem...*Please forgive my SO non-professional picture taking abilities I totally just rocked these out in like two minutes via my kitchen table as the backdrop...ain't no thing!

So children...blog world. Blog world, children...shake hands and play nice!

Okay world...what is your vice? The one thing you will spend insane amounts of money on no matter what? Mine obviously is severely overpriced designer shades...share yours!!

irk of the day...

So I have this professor...he has a PhD...he teaches my 'cross-cultural psychology' course...and he is a bit of a moron.

Yeah that is right...I just said that.

He says about ten times per lecture, "I seen"

As in, "When I was in Russia I seen how much the children tend to help their parents financially"

Or, "The other day I was walking around campus and I seen these kids running around like crazy folk."

"I seen, I seen, I seen"

Like hello, what happened to grammar and proper english? Anyone...anyone?

It makes me crazy....

*And please do not point out the fact that I do follow the rules of grammar on this blog...it's a blog and I don't have to! kthanksbye!

i want...

he gives me heart palpitations...

and he is a stone cold fox...

he even makes this uber-disgusting habit hot...

you are welcome...

question and answer...

It is time for another 'Book of Questions' post...because after this particular school day my thinking prowess is not functioning all that well. So, basically I am tired and lazy and this is all you get...on we go! I flipped to a random page and this was the question...

Question #156: On an airplane you are talking pleasantly to a stranger of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the person offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Knowing that there is no danger and that payment is certain, would you accept the offer?

Answer: Um...no way in H-E-L-L!! Like no way, would not even consider it. Okay I would probably take like five seconds to be like 10,000 bucks in my bank would be SO awesome, and then I would be like NO WAY. I value myself a little bit more than that...that is some seriously skeezy business going on. So, no random Plane Pervert I will not be joining you for a PAID roll in hay.

By the way...wouldn't that technically be prostitution? As in illegal? Yep...I think so!

Okay...so does anyone want to throw in their two cents? Would any of YOU pocket the 10 grand and hit the sack with The Plane Pervert? If you had starving kids at home and no other options, would you partake in this wager? Discuss amongst yourselves...oh and this blog is a no judgment zone!