I am the worst blogger right now. Oh, well...at least I try. Right? Right. I have zero interesting going on in my life right now. Seriously. So, I am going to share some random thoughts I had throughout my day with y'all...
{1.} Oh my sweet, sweet baby Jesus can you PLEASE hook a sister up and rid me of this heinous sickness that has been cast down upon my being?! Seriously. I am a sicknast hacking, sneezing, earache ridden mess. Plus, my throat is wicked sore and I sound like a dude...or a REALLY masculine woman...or a heavy smoker. *Let the record show, I am not any of those things.
{2.} I got to actually testify in court on behalf of one of my clients last week, and the attorney said, "Let the record show Ms. H***** indicated my client in her statement." I felt SO freaking legit. It was like being on one of those killer/crime/solved in 45 minutes/lawyer/cop tv shows. It was legen-wait for it-dary.
{3.} My coworker Susan was gone Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of last week. We share an office and we hang out and talk shizz all day long. She is hilar and 75% of the reason why I love my job so much. Basically, I was bored out of my skull for the majority of last week. Thank goodness she came back today...or I was going to have to start talking to myself. Which I already do. The point? I missed her like whoa.
{4.} I bought the CUTEST shoes over the weekend. They are from the Kohl's Vera Wang Collection, and were on sale. I will have to post a picture once I wear them. They are the sexiest black platform heels ever. They are like 4 3/4 tall. I feel like an amazon woman in them...but I love them so freaking bad.
{5.} The last thought leads me to this thought: I need these shoes for a wedding. On Saturday. I am going to Florida for it on Thursday. I get to see Lar get married. I get to chill with her AND Ashton. I am beyond excited! Watch out Flo-rida...here comes California!
xoxo
5 comments:
That is AWESOME that you got to testify in court! Have fun at the wedding! I wish I could go to Florida to get out of the freezing 20 degree weather! :(
If you weren't legit enough before, you def are now! Especially getting those SEXY shoes! Can't wait to see them. And I'm so jeal you get to go to florida with those awesome girls. Have so much fun!
You are pretty much a big deal, just saying.
Get over this sickness and get your butt down here for some good times! Love you!!
Have fun in Florida! I miss you so much, especially your blog posts! haha you are too funny!
It's funny I was just going to come over here and say I'm the worst bloggin friend of all time. But I often think about and love me alexandra. (I said that with a scottish accent incase you are wondering)
Have fun in flarduh and by George get bettuh! (wow, three accents in one comment I think that's just about out of control)
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